Season One: A Shattered Galaxy
Episode 1 - The Force Actually Awakens
Kiama lands a ship. Eshka finds a video. Miya provokes some cops. VC-20 adopts a crystalline cause. It's the one with a title crawl we can't show you.
Episode 2 - Give Me A Musical Episode, Brian
Eshka plays with an iPad. Miya drinks too much coffee. VC-20 uses his dad voice. Kiama gets a pet rock. It's one of many non-musical episodes.
Episode 3 - There’s No Therapy In Space
Miya goes fast. VC-20 makes some investments. Kiama takes a bath. Eshka has her mind blown. It's the one we've got a bad feeling about.
Episode 4 - Wet-Ass Microphone
VC-20 finds the bodies. Kiama doesn't hesitate. Eshka makes a friend. Miya disappears into her regrets, like tears in the rain. It's the one where we grossly misrepresent what kind of conditions can create mummies.
Episode 5 - SPACEBRAIN
Eshka takes a walk. VC-20 is a galactic treasure. Miya definitely doesn't have any tension. Kiama remembers. It's the one that isn't sponsored by Larabar or Casper Mattress.
Episode 6 - The Palpyship Gambit
Miya lives up to her family's legacy. Kiama learns a name. Eshka stops, drops, and rolls. VC-20 smacks a bitch. It's the one where we plead for mercy from a mouse.
Episode 7 - I Do Like to be Beside The Seaside
Kiama sees the sea. Eshka is purely just vibing. VC-20 explains biology. Miya stands near a tree that we can't describe. It's the one where we refuse to stop adopting everyone.
Episode 8 - Why Deal With Problems
Eshka has a normal one. VC-20 enjoys his new jacket. Miya enjoys her bunny slippers. Kiama teaches a yoga class. It's the one where we use a dream sequence like a bunch of hacks.
Episode 9 - I Can’t Even Go to a Jizz Tiki Bar
Miya goes really fast. Eshka explains herself. Kiama chooses a path. VC-20 employs the last argument of senators. It's the one where we abuse the democratic process.
Episode 10 - Finally on Felucia
Eshka knows some animal facts. Kiama breathes a sigh of relief. VC-20 has Duolingo. Miya does not get a merit badge. It's the one where finally get to the main plot.
Episode 11 - You Can Still Pump Her Full Of Drugs No Problem
Miya causes problems on purpose. Eshka causes even more problems - again, on purpose. Kiama has a lot of problems by accident. VC-20 masters hug etiquette. It's the one where we're gonna call mom.
Episode 12 - Spongeluke Squarerobes
VC-20 pulls an all-nighter. Miya learns she's needed. Eshka does some fancy book learnin'. Kiama gets beat up by the smallest space monk. It's the one where we say the name of the series.
Episode 13 - A Reversal
Kiama hears what every blue warrior girl wants to hear. VC-20 gets us some help. Miya runs her mouth. Eshka gets some head pats. It's the one where we milk some moofs.
Episode 14 - Miya’s Knee
Eshka hotwires a car. Kiama keeps her friends steady. VC-20 wants you to think about it. Miya kicks a dude in the crotch. It's the one where we do a heist.
Episode 15 - Uncle Luke's Razor Sharp Claws
Kiama faces her failures. VC-20 gets religion. Miya shoots her mom at point-blank range. Eshka learns the power of friendship. It's the one with razor-sharp claws.
Episode 16 - Fascism dot money
VC-20 makes a call. Miya sticks a landing. Eshka is helping. Kiama finally becomes a Space Battle. It's the one where we race the clock.
Episode 17 - Miya Take the Wheel
Miya defies, perilously. Eshka take a bite out of life. Kiama gets to the chopper. VC-20 obtains some minions. It's the one with yet another orb.
Episode 18 - Return Home
Eshka is allowed to play cards again, for some reason. Kiama makes a friend? VC-20 gets back to work. Miya comes home. It's the one where we go out with a bang.
Episode 19 - Aftermath
Kiama gets fixed up. VC-20 does some bustling. Miya tells her story. Eshka gets a side hustle. It's the one with a fish doctor and a good email.
Episode 20 - A Portal Forward
VC-20 gets his jacket. Miya makes a decision. Eshka doesn't know how to bake. Kiama finds what she's been looking for. It's the last one in A Shattered Galaxy.