Season Two: Grasp of the Empire

Episode 1 - Snail & Crossbones

Miya doesn't do that. Eshka didn't blow their cover. Xe talks about feelings. Kiama does some hand-holding. VC-20 takes yet another walk. It's the first one in Grasp of the Empire.

Episode 2 - Mimban Portal

Eshka discovers lightning. Xe has his own lightning. Kiama learns some names. VC-20 cannot be contained. Miya brings us to yet another portal. It's the one where we find a trapdoor.

Episode 3 - IT’S A TRAP!

Xe has a bad time. Kiama says the thing. VC-20 has a net? Miya gets everybody to "safety." Eshka talks to strange computers. It's the one where we have a thermal detonator.

Episode 4 - Dark Web Shenanigans

Kiama has some more memories. VC-20 saves a friend. Miya has a normal one. Eshka does most of the work. Xe encourages some feelings more than others. It's the one where we get on the dark web.

Episode 5 - Meeting on Ktil

VC-20 meets an old friend. Miya translates a refreshing can of war crimes. Eshka gets some popcorn. Xe swings some pipe. Kiama is doing fine, probably. It's the one where we're introduced to the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism-Choondarism.

Episode 6 - Thicc Space

Miya makes it through thicc space. Eshka makes various beeps and boops. Xe meets a stained-glass robot. Kiama has several bad feelings. VC-20 straight-up talks people out of being mind-controlled. It's the one where we take a taxi piloted by a squid.

Episode 7 - I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This

Eshka once again plays lightning rod. Xe is tempted. Kiama continues to have bad feelings. VC-20 punches a bug. Miya has no thoughts, head empty. It's the one where the whole crystal thing starts to make sense.

Episode 8 - Synecht Rey

Xe is uncomfortable. Kiama takes all the Betamax tapes. VC-20 digs through rubble. Miya sees another brother. Eshka celebrates her finely tuned bs detector. It's the one where we take a lake trip.

Episode 9 - Evil Nerd Stuff

Kiama has an unpleasant vision. VC-20 gets a present. Miya shoots yet another family member. Eshka consults the gremlin table. Xe makes a breakthrough. It’s the one where we intentionally eschew W.G. Snuffy Walden in post.

Episode 10 - Something Is Very Wrong

VC-20 has a bad feeling? Miya senses everything. Eshka takes some orders for once. Xe can’t break through. Kiama gets a hug. It’s the one where we make some smoothies.

Episode 11 - MFMF (Motherf*kin' Mar Fellian)

Miya gets called names. Eshka fixes a window. Xe breaks on through to the other side. Kiama punches a bitch. VC-20 has a net. It’s the one where absolutely nothing goes wrong

Episode 12 - Extremely Avant-Garde

Eshka is just a little creature. Xe is the one who knows lightning. Kiama learns some of the past. VC-20 shakes a hand. Miya plays charades. It’s a very avant-garde one.

Episode 13 - It Could Have Been Worse

Xe has no manners. Kiama gets over her fears. Miya feels incredibly cool. Calette is impressed by some magic tricks. It’s the one where some people get left behind.

Episode 14

Kiama has a vision. Miya leaves a voicemail. Calette has a tragic backstory. Xe backs the gammon. It’s the one where we get backed into the same old corner.

Episode 15

Miya goes to grandma’s house. Calette knocks over a 7-11. Xe gets a little pushier. Kiama knows the path. It’s the one where we make a very casual call for directions.

Episode 16

Calette is finally in her element. Xe goes a little overboard. Kiama goes way overboard. Miya phones home. It’s the one where we discuss libertarian bears.

Episode 17

Xe knows about balustrades and war. Kiama finds a little truck. Miya makes her move. Calette has the queen in her pocket. It’s the one that goes out with a bang.

Episode 18 - Miya’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

Kiama does some computer. Miya has a very bad day. Calette babysits. Xe uts the pieces together. It’s the one where we are absolute clowns.

Episode 19

Miya calls the manager. Calette carries the team. Xe can’t have soup. Kiama takes a call from the manager. It’s the one where we’ve been framed.

Episode 20

Calette keeps it moving. Xe is an orange pillar of calm. Kiama does out some ass. Miya has a realization. Eshka pops in to say hello. It’s the one where our plan gets worse all the time.

Episode 21

Xe feels an absence. Kiama makes it to the end. Choondar leads some Guerrillas. Miya takes the wheel. Eshka blows stuff up. Calettle makes a decision. It’s a tense one.

Episode 22

Kiama keeps cool. VC-20 has a rock. Miya fumbles but also recovers. Eshka goes for a ride. Xe makes a decision. It’s the one where we get to the point at last.